People Natural Living 2011 - NLP Favorite Ads, Quotes, One liner’s Useless Facts are great because they are inspiriting , give people something to think about or just a good laugh. So, enjoy.
Funniest ads 2011
Favorite Quotes
USA Today has come out with a new survey. Apparently three out of every four people make up 75 percent of the population. - Dave Letterman
We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress." - Will Rogers
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer. - Douglas Adams
We have the best government that money can buy. Mark Twain
Don't steal. The government hates competition. . ~Author Unknown
Without geography, you're nowhere. ~Author Unknown
Just remember, if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off. ~Author Unknown
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. ~Author Unknown
Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad. ~P.D. East
A great name for a new country song: If I'd Shot You Sooner, I'd Be Out of Jail by Now. ~Author Unknown
Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself. ~Rita Mae Brown
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Love is like a booger, you keep picking at it until you get it and once you get it you don't know what to do with it. ~Author Unknown
Senior citizen care center has begun giving Viagra 2 the old men each night. It seems it keeps them from rolling out of bed. ~Author Unknown
Hurricanes are like women: when they come, they're wet and wild, but when they leave they take your house and car. ~Author Unknown
"Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education." Mark Twain
I was asked to name all the presidents. I thought they already had names. - Demitri Martin
The only reason I always try to meet and know the parents better is because it helps me to forgive their children. Louis Johannot
Children are like wet cement. Whatever falls on them makes an impression." Dr. Haim Gino
The reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
Screw me if I'm wrong, but have we met before?
Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring.
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do.
Let's make like a baby and 'head out'
Yo momma's so fat, she walked past the TV and I have missed the whole first season.
Useless Facts Video
Useless Facts
When you eat meat and drink milk in the same meal, your body does not absorb any of the milk's calcium. It is best to have 2 hours between the meat & milk intake.
Honey is the only food that does not spoil. Honey found in the tombs of Egyptian pharaohs has been tasted by archaeologists and found edible.
There is no such thing as naturally blue food; even blueberries are purple.
Celery has the unusual effect that the more you eat, the skinnier you become. It takes more energy to eat celery than the calories it contains.
The average ear of corn has about 800 kernels arranged in even rows (16).
Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.
M & M's candy stands for the initials of the inventors (Mars & Murrie).
Coca-Cola would be green if coloring weren’t added to it.
Beetles taste like apples, wasps like pine nuts, and worms like fried bacon.
Months that begin on a Sunday will always have a "Friday the 13th."
There is a city called Rome on every continent.
One quarter of the bones in your body, are in your feet!
Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different!
Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different!
Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails!
Slugs have 4 noses.
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
A whale's penis is called a dork.
A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
Niagara Falls could fill 4,000 bathtubs in one second.
You can figure out which way is south, if you are near a tree stump; the growth rings are wider on the south side.
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