Favorite Quotes, One liners and Useless Facts

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Albert Einstein was once offered the Presidency of Israel. He declined saying he had no head for problems.

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

"Income-tax forms should be more realistic by allowing the taxpayer to list Uncle Sam as a dependent."-Anonymous.

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

"Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic."-Dan Rather”

The children's' nursery rhyme 'Ring-a-Ring-a-Roses' actually refers to the Black Death which killed about 30 million people in the fourteenth-century.

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much. ~ Oscar Wilde

Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button

Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise.-Benjamin Franklin

The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

All our dreams can come true if we have the courage to pursue them.~Walt Disney

"Keep your face to the sunshine and you will not see the shadows." Helen Keller

To see a rainbow your back must be toward the Sun.

The Sun Will Rise ! So, Will Our Electric Bills-Don Sher

It's not a Bald Spot! It's a Solar Panel for a Sex Machine

Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.- Robert A. Heinlein

In 10 minutes, a hurricane expends more energy than all of the nuclear weapons in the world combined.

Saving money is not for everyone-Don Sher

The only knowledge that can hurt you is the knowledge you don't have.

The two highest IQ's ever recorded (on a standard test) both belong to women.

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called everybody, and they meet at the bar. Drew Carey

If you love what you do, you'll never work a day in your life!

"If you don't know where you are going, you will probably end up somewhere else." - Laurence J. Peter

"When your desires are strong enough you will appear to possess superhuman powers to achieve." – Napoleon

"Do not wait; the time will never be "just right." Start where you stand, and work with whatever tools you may have." – Napoleon Hill

You'll never achieve your dreams if they don't become goals.~Anonymous

"We go where our vision is." -Joseph Murphy

Wise people think all they say, fools say all they think.

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him." -David Brinkley

With direction in your life you will go far-Anonymous

"Obstacles are those frightful things when you take your eyes of your goals." - Hannah Moore

"The world has the habit of making room for the man whose words and actions show that he knows where he is going." Napolean Hill

"Man who does more than he is paid for will soon be paid for more than he does". – Napoleon Hill

"The ladder of success is never crowded at the top." – Napoleon Hill

Faith is like electricity. You can't see it, but you can see the light. Anonymous

Faith can move mountains, but don't be surprised if God hands you a shovel. Anonymous

Eskimos use refrigerators to keep food from freezing.

People in Siberia often buy milk frozen on a stick.

South American gauchos were known to put raw steak under their saddles before starting a day's riding, in order to tenderizing the meat.

"Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle."- Bob Hope

I don't have a beer gut, I have a protective covering for my rock hard abs.

"A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths."-Steven Wright.

It is a criminal offence to drive around in a dirty car in Russia.

"If you can't fix it with duck tape you haven't used enough."-Anonymous.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

Only dead fish go with the flow.

I always take life with a grain of salt, ...plus a slice of lemon, ...and a shot of tequila.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.-Dean Martin

Ever notice that people who spend money on beer, cigarettes, and lottery tickets are always complaining about being broke and not feeling well?

Why is it called Alcoholics ANONYMOUS when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Peter and I am an alcoholic'?

If one places a tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion, it will instantly go mad and look like it is stinging itself to death.

President Kaunda of Zambia once threatened to resign if his fellow countrymen didn't stop drinking so much alcohol.

A raisin dropped in a fresh glass of soda will bounce up and down continually from the bottom of the glass to the top.

Most lipstick contains fish scales. Yum.

Ketchup was sold in the 1830s as medicine.

We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.

Americans eat on average 18 acres worth of pizza every day.

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."-Robert A. Heinlein.

Girls are like roads, more the curves, more the dangerous they are.

I'm in shape. Round is a shape isn't it?

It was quite common for the men of Ancient Greece to exercise in public .. naked.

Celery has negative calories! It takes more calories to digest a piece of celery than the celery has in it to begin with.

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

Fitness - If it came in a bottle, everybody would have a great body. Cher

Apples are more efficient than caffeine in waking you up in the morning.

Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going. - Unknown

You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.

Many of us spend half our time wishing for things we could have if we didn't spend half our time wishing.-Alexander Woollcott:

That which fills the universe I regard as my body, and that which directs the universe I see in my own nature." — Chang Tzu

"What we think, we become." ~ Buddha

"It's not what you are that holds you back, it's what you think you are not." Denis Waitley

Anywhere is paradise; it's up to you.- Anonymous

Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying!

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